Stupid
Directions. How dumb do they think we are???
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special??)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On the bottom of the box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No!!!!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (No surprises there)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (like what?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (Really!?!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
On a container of salt: "WARNING! High in Sodium"
On a blanket from Taiwan: "Not to be used as protection from a Tornado"
On a Taiwanese shampoo: "Use repeatedly for severe damage"
On a pushchair: "Remove child before folding".
On a packet of condoms: "Do not drive whilst using this product"
On a bottle of bathroom cleaner: "For best results start with a clean bathtub before use"
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Please keep out of children"
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